TOWNSFOLK
ABE SIMPSON
Age: 70s
Saying: "In my day....."
Famous for: Being a decorated war hero.
BARNEY GUMBLE
Age: 40s
Saying: ***BURP***
Famous for: Being an alcoholic.
KRUSTY THE KLOWN
Age: 40s
Sayings: "Hey kids!", "Whoo hoo huh huh!"
Famous for: Being illiterate, being a TV personality.
MAUDE FLANDERS
Age: 40s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being dead.
NED FLANDERS
Age: 40s
Saying: "Hey diddeleee ho neighbour!"
Famous for: Being a widower, owning a left handed shop.
SEYMOUR SKINNER
Age: 40s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being the school principal, living with his mother.
WAYLON SMITHERS
Age: 40s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being gay (though never confirmed).
MONTGOMERY BURNS
Age: 120s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being the oldest man in Springfield, being the richest man in Springfield.
MOE SCHYZLAK
Age: 40s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being the bartender, helping at the hospital.
CLANCY WIGGUM
Age: 40s
Saying: None
Famous for: Being the chief of police.
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
Age: 30s
Saying: None
Famous for: Having no last name, being Scottish.
APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON
Age: 30s
Saying: "Thank-you, come again!"
Famous for: Being an illegal immigrant then gaining citizenship, being top of his class of 7 million in college in India.